
Today, I asked Piper to please be patient. She got a sneaky look in her eye. Then leaned back. Held up her leg, and farted. Then laughed hysterically, of course.
The end.
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Sarah Bregel is a mother, writer, and deep-breather based in Baltimore, MD. Her work has appeared on New York Magazine- The Cut, The Washington Post, Good Housekeeping, Vice, Vox, in Parents Magazine, various anthologies and more.
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